Deadly but I know you will find it adorable.. <3

Not any Encyclopedia is a complete guide for men I must add “as for now” it gives a pint-sized hope to be glad on. 😉

Meanwhile, men still can’t summaries women mutiny and the lucidities behind it, I have rather genuinely relatable lexes which will help you guys and for girls don’t get troubled its” to make us laugh” on our own little jokes.
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So here we go..
 Fine

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Two Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Two minutes is only 2 minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing

This is the calm before the storm.(so don’t keep calm and just watch the show) This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

Go Ahead

This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

Loud Sigh or a verbal WOW

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

That’s Okay

This is one of the most treacherous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say “you’re welcome” . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).
Whatever

It’s a woman’s way of saying “screw you” (because a lady can’t be more unmannerly)

Don’t know…

It’s the indication to let you know that she knows it all but still wants a confession so simply communicate in her way or take highway

Don’t worry about it, I got it

it is another dangerous statement, meaning there is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.

This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to which you must have known by now and if not then I must say Nothing. 😀

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